Special Report on RNN--- When Good Staplers Go Bad

About noon today, a young woman was working quietly at her desk, stapling papers when the assailant, her previously faithful stapler, cruelly and maliciously bit down into the tender flesh between her index finger and thumb.

She howled in pain, attracting the attention of her co-workers and the stapler fell to the floor, presumably in an effort to escape. It was no use as the woman, who prefers to remain unnamed, wrestled it and put it in her top desk drawer, where it remains incarcerated while awaiting sentencing.

The victim wants to give her accused attacker this message. "I hope you get what you deserve in jail!"

Does the attack of the stapler mean other office equipment will revolt as well? I shudder to think what will happen to us all if faxes, computers and scissors decide to free themselves from the domination of man.