Rhetorical questions

So if I make out with some strange guy in my dreams that wears hunting camouflage, does that mean I'm a trollop?

If I took off my splints so that I could write a little bit, does that mean I'm going to get in trouble? I've been keeping them on most of the time, I swear!

Why do I feel people write better than I do?

Why do I typically do the reverse of what people want me to do?